Jennifer Connelly Expose

Why I think that Jennifer Connelly is the best actress alive today.

For this piece I will attempt a personal expose about my favorite actress. Here goes. I like Jennifer Connelly because she is really great. She can act really a lot good and the Rocketeer was a cool movie. I think Labyrinth was also really great but I think David Bowie is weird. I think the movies she made after those were a lot better because she likes to get naked in almost all of them. I think Jennifer Connelly looks really good naked but good with clothes on too but better naked. Jennifer Connelly is married to a British piece of shit right now but I don’t think it’s serious. She will marry me and we will live happily ever after. Not like she did in House of Sand and Fog. That movie was strange because Gandhi plays an Iranian. I like Gandhi. He was neat. Not as neat as E.T. but neat any ways. Anyways that is why I think Jennifer Connelly is the greatest actress naked or clothed to ever live.

 

By Charlie Baker

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~ by fumikaelson on August 12, 2004.

2 Responses to “Jennifer Connelly Expose”

  1. Actually Jen and I(we’re such good friends that I call her Jen)were out having our usual Sunday brunch earlier today. She was telling me about her confusion over her newly formed feeling about a certain someone named Charlie Baker. I told her that all is fair in love and war, and that she should go with her heart. Paul won’t be heartbroken forever. She was also telling me about how great she thought she looked naked.

  2. I…..I love you!

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